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President, what America’s got is 70,000 megatons of KABOOM-BOOM! And I say we show it right up this floating head’s ass! Nathan: Have you tried sending it launch codes? Mr. String theory, world history, the human genome. Simon: SETI, NORAD, and every broadcaster on the planet are attempting to show this being what humanity’s got. President: Gentlemen, gentlemen, one at a time! Simon? Did you wanna play checkers? Let’s be rational! I’ll see you at God’s house! (leaves) Goldenfold: Ma’am, a giant head in the sky is controlling the weather. I’m also part of the street team inviting folks to the church downtown so we can pray together. Goldenfold: Scary stuff, huh? Pretty freaky. Rick: Morty and I are going to look into it. (Rick and Morty pull out of the garage in the ship.) Jerry: She’s allowed to think it’s God if she wants, honey! Summer: Is it God? If it’s God, do we get out of school? Summer, Beth and Jerry are standing outside.) (At the house, winds still blow strongly. (Rick turns off the TV, they are on the couch) (lamp post falls over, Terry runs out of frame) Terry: Jim, you heard *static* said, “Show me what you got.” (winds pick up and the tides change rapidly with its speech) (Giant Head clears its throat, creating a large wind blast) Jim: (in news studio) Let’s not make this political, Terry. A giant head has entered Earth’s gravity, triggering climate change and natural disasters we thought were impossible for at least another eight years. Terry: The view here is the same as yours, Jim. (A news anchor in a raincoat, Terry, is downtown with people panicking in the background as the giant head stares blankly at Earth. Man: Aahh! Golf is hard again! Golf is hard agaaaaaaain! (The hole gets larger and the man falls in.) A large piece of land drops out in front of him, leaving a large hole.) (A man takes a golf swing in the middle of the storm. The Earth catches fire and land masses start collapsing as the wind picks up.) (A giant yellow head flies through space toward Earth. This is a transcript of the Rick and Morty season 2 episode Get Schwifty.
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